Category Archives: Mike Cannon

The Adhurt: Mike Cannon blasts erroneous toothpaste technology.

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If there is one thing I can’t do it is leaving my flat without cleaning my teeth.  The few rare occasions this has happened (usually the result of a drunken night and crashing at someone’s home minus my toothbrush) I … Continue reading

Adhurt: The Cereal Killers – where Mike Cannon blasts Special K and avoids dying from Weetabix related asphyxiation.

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A balanced diet is an incredibly important part of maintaining a functioning and healthy body, no one would argue with that, except perhaps Lions which only eat meat and are super fast and powerful without even sniffing so much as … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon gets on his knees to cleanse TV of germ ridden adverts.

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When I was a kid the world was a drastically different place. I’m not sure if it was better, but it was definitely different. It was dirtier, and when I say dirtier, I mean in the sense that kids went … Continue reading

Adhurt explores KFC – finger licking goodness with Mike Cannon.

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Praise be to the creator when he pointed his finger at a bunch of atoms, fairy dust and feathers and decided to create the stupid yet delicious animal that is the Chicken. Well done. I Love chicken in all its … Continue reading

Adhurt & the Lynx Effect – Mike Cannon asks why won’t girls have sex with him?

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Why won’t any girls have sex with me? I have done all the right things. I have a Ben Sherman shirt that’s too big for me and a pair of clean white Reebok trainers on. My hair is cemented still … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon reflects upon Iggy Pop & a time travelling Jimi Hendrix.

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Adhurt: No More Heroes It was a day that will live in my mind forever. A day that something earth shattering happened, affecting and scaring the minds of millions of people across the country. When I first saw it, I … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon breaks little childrens’ toys.

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I’m pretty much sure that most people would agree that at times the world can be a hard and awful place. Festooned with war, death and cats. If you’re like me you will have a very “Thank goodness, I was … Continue reading

Rage against the Machine – Download Festival, 13th June 2010.

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What really grips me when I cast my mind back to that evening was the searing heat and frustration. Feelings that quickly dissipated into pure euphoria. Precluding the frustration and euphoria was a day stood in the merciless sun, enduring … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon blasts day time adverts.

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I wish adverts would die. Actually that’s a bit strong. I don’t hate all adverts, in fact some of them are clever and imaginative, Mini psyche warfare masterpieces that secretly bayonet your brain into thinking I need that thing to … Continue reading