Category Archives: Adverts

What would Yoda do? Tax dodging Vodafone appropriate the Jedi Master in new ad campaign.

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Tax dodgers Vodafone have paid for the rights to use the Jedi Grand Master, Yoda, in their new advert campaign. The premise is obvious enough: a new gadget/service where Vodafone transfers your old contact list to your new phone thus saving you… … Continue reading

The Adhurt: Mike Cannon blasts erroneous toothpaste technology.

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If there is one thing I can’t do it is leaving my flat without cleaning my teeth.  The few rare occasions this has happened (usually the result of a drunken night and crashing at someone’s home minus my toothbrush) I … Continue reading

Adhurt: The Cereal Killers – where Mike Cannon blasts Special K and avoids dying from Weetabix related asphyxiation.

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A balanced diet is an incredibly important part of maintaining a functioning and healthy body, no one would argue with that, except perhaps Lions which only eat meat and are super fast and powerful without even sniffing so much as … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon gets on his knees to cleanse TV of germ ridden adverts.

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When I was a kid the world was a drastically different place. I’m not sure if it was better, but it was definitely different. It was dirtier, and when I say dirtier, I mean in the sense that kids went … Continue reading

Adhurt explores KFC – finger licking goodness with Mike Cannon.

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Praise be to the creator when he pointed his finger at a bunch of atoms, fairy dust and feathers and decided to create the stupid yet delicious animal that is the Chicken. Well done. I Love chicken in all its … Continue reading

Adhurt & the Lynx Effect – Mike Cannon asks why won’t girls have sex with him?

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Why won’t any girls have sex with me? I have done all the right things. I have a Ben Sherman shirt that’s too big for me and a pair of clean white Reebok trainers on. My hair is cemented still … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon reflects upon Iggy Pop & a time travelling Jimi Hendrix.

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Adhurt: No More Heroes It was a day that will live in my mind forever. A day that something earth shattering happened, affecting and scaring the minds of millions of people across the country. When I first saw it, I … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon breaks little childrens’ toys.

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I’m pretty much sure that most people would agree that at times the world can be a hard and awful place. Festooned with war, death and cats. If you’re like me you will have a very “Thank goodness, I was … Continue reading

Adhurt – Mike Cannon blasts day time adverts.

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I wish adverts would die. Actually that’s a bit strong. I don’t hate all adverts, in fact some of them are clever and imaginative, Mini psyche warfare masterpieces that secretly bayonet your brain into thinking I need that thing to … Continue reading

The Finite Ad’ Monkeys part three – more advert panthooning!

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An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and time sit in the frame of the cartoon. The monkeys comically produce the complete works of Shakespeare or is it Harry Potter? Whichever it is I Google monkeys … Continue reading