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“There are books full of great writing that don’t have very good stories. Read sometimes for the story… don’t be like the book-snobs who won’t do that. Read sometimes for the words -the language. Don’t be like the play-it-safers who … Continue reading
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I previously wrote some shizzle about the horror of editing, but that was four books, several months and 790 cups of tea ago, and though the editing hasn’t gotten any less horrific, I’m getting use to the ensuing madness it brings, and even … Continue reading
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“Do not use semicolons,” Kurt Vonnegut once said. “They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” George Bernard Shaw said: “Not using semicolons is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by … Continue reading
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(I almost feel sorry for the winky blighther) The below is a post on why I decided to write my latest novella, provocatively called That Semicolon Bitch Had To Die…. Listen, let’s get this straight from the very off, I don’t use … Continue reading
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For those unfamiliar with the KDP it’s a scheme where a signed-up Amazon author allows readers to download their ebook for Free. It’s for a period of 1-5 days per 3 months signed-up and it’s basically in the hope people … Continue reading
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You’ve written a book, sales are modest (ahem) and could be a whole lot better and if you’re gonna buy a new laptopwithaspacebarthatworks… GRR (fists space bar) … Continue reading
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You finish your lofty/literary/nonsense tome and you feel a sense of pride and exhilaration. You want to shout – I’VE DONE IT, I’VE FINISHED, NOW THE WORLD WILL SEE I WASN’T MASTURBATING IN MY ROOM 24/7, but you quickly realise … Continue reading
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Pointing out people’s mistakes when using your or you’re has become the new/slightly past-its-sell-by-date grammar cliché. Admittedly, making the mistake of your and you’re is a little dumb and shows a wayward education, but did knowing the difference between your and … Continue reading
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Pretty self-explanatory. Contributors sought, wanted and appreciated. If you have something/anything to say and want to have it said on this ‘ere website then get in touch. Looking especially for: TV, music and film reviews. Ranting on politics/news or culture. Flash fiction … Continue reading
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Selling an ebook – is it a little like begging on the street?
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My ebook sales strategy is somewhat like a sweaty tooth beggar on the street, but unlike the sweaty tooth beggar I’m touting 104, 000 words instead of a cardboard sign, reading ‘Need Karate Lessons’. For the past week I’ve been … Continue reading →